. . .
Have
you ever been driving down the
road, passed a church and tried to read the sign out front? I sometimes
slow down to read them and on occasion have turned around and gone back
to catch the last part of the phrase. Here are a few signs you can read while driving your computer
(and you
won't run off the road trying to see them unless you are viewing these
on a wireless laptop while steering with your knees).
"The best
vitamin for a Christian is B1."
"Under same
management for over 2000 years."
"Soul food served
here."
"Tithe if you love
Jesus! Anyone can honk!"
"Beat the Christmas
rush, come to church this Sunday!"
"Don't wait for the
hearse to take you to church."
"Don't give up.
Moses was once a basket case"
"Life has many
choices. Eternity has two. What's yours?"
"Worry is interest
paid on trouble before it is due."
"Wal-Mart isn't the
only saving place!"
"Preach the gospel at all
times. Use words if necessary."
"Prevent truth
decay. Brush up on your Bible."
"It's hard to
stumble when you're down on your knees."
"What part of 'THOU
SHALT NOT' don't you understand?"
"A clear conscience
makes a soft pillow."
"The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday."
"Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to
drive."
"Can't sleep? Try
counting your blessings."
"Forbidden fruit
creates many jams"
"Christians, keep
the faith -- but not from others!"
"Satan subtracts
and divides. God adds and multiplies."
"If you don't want
to reap the fruits of sin, stay out of the devil's orchard"
"To belittle is to
be little."
"Don't let the
littleness in others bring out the littleness in you."
"God answers knee-mail."
