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answer: Pine Grove Bible Church
is located in It snows all
year 'round up there, doesn't it? Pine Grove Bible Church
is progressive and contemporary, yet biblically traditional in its teachings. If a house has all four of its sides facing south, and a bear walks by, what color is the bear? If a man is living in Kentucky, why can't he be buried west of the Mississippi River? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? If potatoes are sometimes called "Apples of the Earth", then should apples sometimes be called "Potatoes of the Sky"? How come your nose starts to itch whenever both of your hands are busy holding something? Why is Jerry Lewis so popular in France? Why do fools fall in love? How come you have to press the START button to EXIT Microsoft Windows? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? Is Marx's tomb a communist plot? Why do we park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway? Why can't the Minnesota Vikings win a Superbowl? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one actually enjoys it? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Is atheism a non-prophet organization? What has 2 corners with a circle in the middle? If light travels at 186,281 miles per second, why can't we feel it go past us when we turn on a light? What is the speed of dark? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? If "reflecting" is to think about past events, are you "flecting" now? Is it a standard, unwritten rule among photocopiers, that the more critical your copy job is, the quicker they are allowed to break down? What uses all four in the beginning, only two in the middle, and sometimes three towards the end of life? If I walked into a bookstore and needed help finding the self-help section, would that be defeating the whole purpose? Is there another word for synonym? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? If you're sending someone some styrofoam, what do you pack it in? How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? How can there be self-help "groups"? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? If a highway maintenance truck dumped a load of orange highway cones on the road, how would the driver mark the area for safety? What if there were no hypothetical questions? Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? Why isn't the word "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds? If eBay offered an evening to sit down and talk with Jesus, how much would you be willing to bid? If the rapture happened today, would you be ready? What is the meaning of all this?
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