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One
night a burglar breaks into a house. As he makes his way
through the room he hears; "Jesus is watching you." He
stops,
then continues going through the room, stealing what he can. Once
again he hears "Jesus is watching you." Finally he turns the
light on,
and sees a parrot in a cage. "Did you say that?" he asks the
parrot.
"Yeah," responds the parrot. "What's your name?" asks
the burglar.
"Fred," says the parrot. "Why did you say that Jesus is
watching
me?" the burglar asks. "Because he is, and I don't think he's
very
happy with you," the parrot responded. "I'm not too
worried,"
replied the burglar. "By the way, what idiot would name a
parrot
Fred?". The parrot answered; "the same idiot that would name
the
Rottweiler Jesus!"
Application:
The burglar didn't realize 'Jesus the Rottweiler'
was watching him
and didn't really care until he found out who Jesus was. Many
people
go through life not caring about who 'JESUS' is until it may be too late.
On Judgment Day, are you going to know who Jesus is, and is he
going to be happy with you?
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Source: Todd, one of
our worship leaders.
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