Ten Commandments
(Minnesota style)

1.  Der's only one God, ya know.

2.  Don't make dat fish on your mantle an idol.

3.  Cussing ain't Minnesota nice.

4.  Go to church even when yur up nort'.

5.  Honor yur folks.

6.  Don't kill.  Catch and release.

7.  Der's only one Lena for every Ole.  No cheatin'.

8.  If it ain't yur lutefisk, don't be taken it.

9.  Don't be braggin' about how much snow ya shoveled.

10.  Keep yur mind off yur neighbor's hot dish.

Author unknown.

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