Pennies and Seconds


A man was walking in the woods pondering all the mysteries of life
and his own personal problems. The man couldn't find the answers 
by himself, so he sought help from God.

"God? Are you there, God?" he asked. 

"Yes. What is it, my son?" God answered.

"Would you mind if I ask you a few questions?" the man asked. 

"Go ahead, my son, ask anything." 

"God, what is a million years to you?" 

God answered; "A million years to me is only a second".

The man asked again; "God, what is a million dollars worth 
to you?"

God replied; "A million dollars to me is worth only a penny".

The man lifted his eyebrows and asked his final question; 
"God, can I have a penny?"

God answered; "Sure, give me a second..."



Story source was from e-mail. Author unknown.

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