Oh No! A Pop Quiz!!

NO PEEKING AHEAD...  NO CHEATING...

Step 1:  Get one piece of paper and a pen or pencil.

Step 2:  Draw a vertical line down the middle of the paper.
             Write the word "NO" on the left side of the line towards
             the top of the paper. On the right side of the line, write the
             word "YES".

Step 3:  Read all of the question options and choose the answer that
             best applies. Place a checkmark in either the "NO" or "YES"
             column.

Step 4:  When the Pop Quiz has been completed, total up the scores
             in each column and review. There is a personality profile at
             the end of the quiz.

Step 5:  You will have 5 minutes to complete the Pop Quiz. 

Are you ready?    Keep your eyes on your own screen.   No cheating.

Get ready to scroll.
On your mark.......  get set.......  GO!!!!!!!!!

1. Do you want peace and purpose
    in your life?  (No or Yes)

(NO ANSWER):

NO, I DON'T WANT PEACE AND PURPOSE IN MY LIFE.  
I DON'T WANT CHRIST TO BE A PART OF ME.  I ENJOY 
LOSING MY ETERNAL LIFE IN PARADISE.  I ALSO 
ENJOY BEING STUCK IN FREEWAY TRAFFIC AT RUSH 
HOUR AND ROOT CANALS WITHOUT NOVOCAIN AND 
STUBBING MY TOE ON A BIG HEAVY PIECE OF 
FURNITURE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND PAPER
CUTS AND PARKING TICKETS AND BARKING DOGS AND
WARTS AND TAXES AND CREAMED CORN AND 
CRABGRASS AND STATIC AND BEE STINGS AND PIZZA 
SO HOT IT SCALDS THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH AND 
SOCKS WITH HOLES IN THEM AND ELEVATOR MUSIC 
AND GOING TO THE D.M.V. AND SLIVERS AND HOT 
VINYL CAR SEATS AND INGROWN HAIRS AND HOUSE 
GUESTS AND WRINKLED CLOTHES AND POISON OAK 
AND SHOPPING CARTS WITH ONE WOBBLY WHEEL.
NO, I DON'T WANT CHRIST IN MY LIFE.  I WILL TAKE 
MY CHANCES NOW AND KNOCK ON HELL'S FIERY 
GATE LATER  .....BUT THANKS ANYWAY.

(YES ANSWER):

YES, I WANT PEACE IN MY LIFE.  I WANT TO STOP 
WORRYING WHAT TOMORROW WILL BRING.  I WANT
PURPOSE AND DIRECTION AND WAKE UP EACH 
MORNING KNOWING THAT I'M NOT GOING TO FACE
THE DAY ALONE AND TO BE FORGIVEN OF ALL MY
STUPIDITIES AND HAVE THE HOPE OF ETERNAL LIFE
AND WALK ON STREETS OF GOLD AND KNOW THAT 
SOMEONE ALREADY PAID THE PRICE FOR ME SO I 
OWE NOTHING AND KNOW THAT JESUS CHRIST 
WOULD GIVE ALL THIS TO ME IF ONLY I'D ASK HIM 
INTO MY LIFE AS LORD AND SAVIOR AND HAVE INNER
JOY THAT NO ONE COULD TAKE AWAY EVEN THOUGH
MY DAILY SITUATIONS MAY NOT ALWAYS GO SO 
WELL AND TO TAKE TIME EACH DAY TO ENJOY THE 
NATURE AND BEAUTY THAT GOD HAS GIVEN US AND 
TO WONDER IF I SHOULD PET STRAY DOGS AND 
WONDER WHY SOME PEOPLE LIKE HUMMEL FIGURES 
AND TAKE WALKS WITH A SPECIAL FRIEND AND EAT A 
GREAT PIZZA AND FIND MONEY IN MY WINTER COAT 
POCKET AND RECYCLE MY POP CANS AND READ MY 
BIBLE.  YES, I WANT CHRIST IN MY LIFE.  HE IS WAITING 
FOR ME.  ALL I HAVE TO DO IS ASK.

Review the "NO" and "YES" answers.  Mark your answer in the
appropriate column on your paper.

Total up all scores in the "NO" and "YES" columns.

Review your answers.

SCORING:

1 or more checkmarks in the "YES" column:
    - You are a very intelligent person who makes wise choices in life.

1 or more checkmarks in the "NO" column:
    - You act on impulse and enjoy being irritated.  You may be attacked
       by a herd of angry chipmunks when you least expect it.

Thank you for taking the Pop Quiz. Now return to the Tasty Bites Menu
and ponder your score for the remainder of the day.

* The concept and part of the body text for the "NO" answer comes from the 
   "freeInternet.com" (Have a wonderful day) magazine ad from Access Magazine,
   7/30/00.

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